Alright, so last night I was having this dream. No not some kind of touchy-feely dream about peace and joy spread throughout all colors and creeds. That MLK line gets so overused, and not in a good way. Fewer "I have a dream" jokes people! That should be first on the President's list of laws to get passed.
No, this was just a regular ol' crazy dream. I was on my way to California, somewhere in the Bay Area I think. I finally got to my destination, which was... dental school. Yeah, I was trying to be a dentist. I remember that this school was really prestigious, and I really wanted to go there. I walked into the admissions office, and greeted all inside. After making my petition, I was devastated to learn that this school, this school for dentists, was mostly only for women. They had already filled their quota of men and were only accepting female applicants. Whaaaat? As crushing defeat washed over me...
Bleep blap bloop blah bleep my alarm started going off. (that's what it sounds like when I'm tired)
I deftly hit the snooze button and settled back for another nine minutes, steeling my resolve to get in to this dental school this time around.
Much to my dismay, the dream was almost the same. The one difference being that...
TOM HANKS WAS TRYING TO MAKE MY EXPERIENCE INTO A MOVIE!
There he was, trying to get into this all-girl dental school in California. 9 minutes is a short time, so the movie/dream ended before he got in, although I imagine he had to cross-dress for some application interview and then fell in love with the TA of his incisors class.
Hollywood is always doing crap like that.
DAILY PERSONAL PROFILE UPDATE
Favorite breakfast cereal: Reese's Puffs Cereal, although it wreaks havoc on my thighs.