Cheese aficionado

I believe firmly in demographics. So with this title I plan on attracting all those cheese lovers out there (numbering in the zillions!) even though this post will most likely have nothing to do with cheese.
I'm writing this on my iPhone right now. Greatest invention ever I might say. Next to kielbasa stuffed with cheese (hah! There you go!). The only downside is that I can see why the youth cannot speak proper English now. The phone caters to people writing sentences like this: "c u 2mrrw 4 sk8tng practice friend!" I typed most of those words wrong but no matter! Auto correction to the rescue! The days of freinds and frieds are over!
Sometimes spell check can be disastrous. For example I once texted my friend, "What's up my homie?" Simple enough right? Not for the iPhone. It corrected "homie" to "homoerotic," I panicked and finished it up with "brother?" Blam! "What's up my homoerotic brother?" So now at work it's really awkward when I run into my homoerotic brother. I can't stare into those deep blue eyes no mo'.
Whoooo! Good thing I made half that story up. It's up to you to decide which half! The choice is yours! Goodnight.