Saturday, September 11, 2010

Pet Peeves

Like most people, I've got a couple (hundred?) pet peeves. Some stuff just drives me crazy. You know what I'm talkin' about. So without further ado, here are some things that annoy me ~

1. People.
2. Girls who call each other 'dude.' This word was not invented for you. It was invented for us men, and us men only. Think of another word, like 'bunny' or 'pickle' that you can call each other.
3. Guys who scream. At the place I live, guys scream all the time. I want to chop my ears off.
4. People who think they are super hardcore because they can ride a longboard. I'm pretty sure I saw a dude (take note on how I used that, ladies) with a broken leg riding a longboard. It's not that hard.
5. This computer. I have to hit the period key really hard for it to work. It's a pain. It's a good thing I don't have very many trailing sentences... Dang it...

I'm gonna stop now. I have to get in the shower with all my clothes on now and weep while rocking back and forth. Find a happy place!


  1. Chancho-you have changed my whole perspective on life.

  2. You may call a man "dude" if it is a leap year and February 29th falls on a Thursday. Then and only then may you freely use the word "dude."