1. For some reason I eat like 8/9ths of a box of cereal and then leave the rest of the box in the cupboard for months. The remainder in the box is never enough for a full bowl of cereal, so it's really annoying.
2. I'm moderately tall (186 cm) and I never look up. I am always banging my head into open cupboard doors/pipes in the ceiling/low hanging light fixtures.
3. I punch cement walls sometimes. Better than punching people, right?
4. I watch late night TV to fall asleep. There is nothing but stupid junk on TV after 10 (and often before 10 too. Bazzziiiing!). The worst things about late night TV are the commercials. Every other one has a bunch of women beckoning lonely men to call or text them about who knows what. Recently, there has even been a commercial offering to help people have affairs. Television is going to usher in Armageddon.
5. I get sore after I work out. I have dreams about becoming a superhuman all the time. Usually all I have is super strength and the power of flight, but that is enough to save all the gorgeous women in my dream city. That's all I have to say about that.
6. I actually don't really bother myself a whole lot. I am pretty cool. Why don't you tell me some of the things that bother you about me? Actually, don't. I'll just punch a wall.
My kids are famous for leaving small bits of cereal in the box, or in a pretzel bag, or in the cracker box... you get the idea. I use a tupperware and mix all of the little bits together and save them for snacking. Hey, it worked for Chex Mix!!
ReplyDeleteof course you can't eat the last 8/9th of a package because it's all crumbs. Makes perfect sense to me.....
ReplyDeleteSometimes I feel like I'm the only college student who doesn't love cereal. That's all I ever hear. "I love cereal. It's the best." -random college student. Really? I disagree. Also, I can only eat cereal as a snack, not a breakfast meal. Not sure why. And I can only eat one pop-tart in the pouch, but you can't really save the other. Basically, I wish I could eat biscuits and gravy every morning. That would be ideal.
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